Newborns
How
can such a tiny person eat so often? I
really need a shower. Will I ever sleep
or fit into my pants again?
Toddlers
If
I turn my back for TWO seconds, he’s like, on top of the refrigerator. Totally
naked.
Little
Girls (oh my…Gianna!)
I
think she literally started a sentence 5 years ago and hasn’t stopped talking
since. I’m going to lose my mind.
Little
Boys
Can
you please get the pee IN the toilet?
And for the millionth time put the seat down…your sister just fell in!
Tweens
You
are too young to wear that. You are not old enough to watch that. I don’t care
if everybody else has a phone.
Teens
(where we are right at this moment)
Get
off your phone. Is your homework finished? Don’t you roll your eyes at me. Why are there
so many towels on your floor? It smells
in here. You gotta get up…it’s noon!
Young
Adults (and this is coming way too soon for me)
Are
you eating enough? When are you coming
home? I love you. I miss you. This house
is too quiet.
We complain about each and every stage we are in...until they aren't here anymore so there's nothing more to complain about...except their absence. The days can be long...but the years go by way too fast.
We complain about each and every stage we are in...until they aren't here anymore so there's nothing more to complain about...except their absence. The days can be long...but the years go by way too fast.
